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Added 3 years ago

Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..!
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Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!!
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Wife: Pata Hai,
Maine Usmein Se Kapda Kaat Ke
Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar Se
Roz Hansi Ki Awaz Aati Hai
Is Khush Haal Zindagi Ka
Raaz Kya Hai?
Aadmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
Se Maarti Hai, Lag Jaay To Wo
Hansti Hai, Na Lage To Main Hansta
Hoon. Khuda Ka Shukar Hai, Hansi
Khushi Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai.


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Added 3 years ago

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Raat Ko Cycle Le Ke Qabristan Main Ghus Gaya.
Phir Dusri Side Se Bahar Nikla
Aur Paseena Ponchhty Hue Bola:????
Yaar, Ye Konsa Road Tha????????
Itne Sare Speed Breaker

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Added 3 years ago

Glass Tootne Par Kaisi Aawaz Aati
hai..???
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Crush.. ??
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Crish.. ??
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Hish.. ??
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NO..
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Socho..
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Socho Na..
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Ok
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Arey.. Maa Ki Aawaz Aati hai:" TOD
DE TOD DE,
SAB TOD DE, Kuch Baki Mat Rakh
Janwar Kahi
Ke.. :-) :-D

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