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Added 3 years ago

Padosi: Yaar Tere Ghar Se
Roz Hansi Ki Awaz Aati Hai
Is Khush Haal Zindagi Ka
Raaz Kya Hai?
Aadmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
Se Maarti Hai, Lag Jaay To Wo
Hansti Hai, Na Lage To Main Hansta
Hoon. Khuda Ka Shukar Hai, Hansi
Khushi Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Raat Ko Cycle Le Ke Qabristan Main Ghus Gaya.
Phir Dusri Side Se Bahar Nikla
Aur Paseena Ponchhty Hue Bola:????
Yaar, Ye Konsa Road Tha????????
Itne Sare Speed Breaker

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Added 3 years ago

Glass Tootne Par Kaisi Aawaz Aati
hai..???
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Crush.. ??
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Crish.. ??
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Hish.. ??
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NO..
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Socho..
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Socho Na..
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Ok
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Arey.. Maa Ki Aawaz Aati hai:" TOD
DE TOD DE,
SAB TOD DE, Kuch Baki Mat Rakh
Janwar Kahi
Ke.. :-) :-D

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Added 3 years ago

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…

Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi

Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage

Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

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