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Added 3 years ago

Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

Teacher:-(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....

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Added 3 years ago

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

School Me aag lag gayi.
sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,
lekin ek bacha udas tha.

Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye.

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.

Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta

Teacher:kyu?

Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi.

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Added 3 years ago

Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
.
.
Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha kis Chiz me Hota he?
Student: Books me.!
Teacher: Vo Kaise.?
Studnt: Kholte hi Neend aa Jati he..

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Added 3 years ago

Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi...

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