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Added 3 years ago

“Mujhe Betiyon Ke Babuji Ban’na Hey” - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.

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Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

Teacher:-(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....

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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.


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School Me aag lag gayi.
sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,
lekin ek bacha udas tha.

Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye.

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Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.

Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta

Teacher:kyu?

Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi.

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Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
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Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!


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Teacher: Batao Sabse Zyada Nasha kis Chiz me Hota he?
Student: Books me.!
Teacher: Vo Kaise.?
Studnt: Kholte hi Neend aa Jati he..


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