Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

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Added 1 year ago

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

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Added 1 year ago

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

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Added 1 year ago

Girl~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Sweetheart Texted Me.
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Boy~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! My Darling Texted Me.
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Me~ *Phone Beeps*
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Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me.

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Added 1 year ago

Beta : Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai
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Baap : Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet
Picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai

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Added 1 year ago

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

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Added 1 year ago

Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

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