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Added 3 years ago

Aaj ye khatay hain kasam..
Na Sudhre hain,
Na Sudhringaye hum,
Jab tak nahi hogi ye
duniya khatam...cause
we r pakay beshram....

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Jab tak hai jaan - Alok Nath Version
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Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan,
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan ,
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana,
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana,
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai .
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se ,
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se, Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
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Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
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Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

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Bahu : I am going to supermarket
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Aloknath: Take my sanskaar
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Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo
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Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car.

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Alok Nath Goes to a medical shop and asks for condom
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Salesman:- Which Flavour Sir?
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Alok Nath :- Haldi Chandan!

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Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne
hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1
se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli
marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya
hai, chavananprash nahi.

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ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum.

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Yo Yo Honey Singh is going to start singing Bhajan and dharmik geet after his Sakshatkar with Alok Nath.

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