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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar Se aapka mobile Fodh dunga, Msg karte Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?

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Modern Heer – Mein Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gai,
Lut Gayi,
Meri Duniya Rushwa Ho Gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To Karmjali, Mein Kaun Sa Bank
Managar Ban Gaya

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Added 3 years ago

Degree Of Girls:

BA ........ Beautiful Angel
BSC ...... Beautiful Structure
BL ........ Beautiful Lips
BCOM .. Beautiful Completely
MBA ..... Married But Available..!

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Added 3 years ago

Every Man Needs
A Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Sexy Wife
Adjusting Wife
And
Co-Operative Wife
But
Its Sad That Law Allows
Only One Wife..!

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped
the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal
na!

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Sardar : Murgi Kitne Ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko Aids Hai,
Sardar : Koi Baat Nehi,dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai.

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Aaj ye khatay hain kasam..
Na Sudhre hain,
Na Sudhringaye hum,
Jab tak nahi hogi ye
duniya khatam...cause
we r pakay beshram....

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