Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Lungi dance by Alok babuji..
.
.
Dhoti ko thoda round ghumake,
Pandit k jaisa tika lagake,

Coconut ko rassi
lagake
Aa jao sare mood banake..

All the Babuji fans
'samdhanji'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Mandir me jab ye bhajan lagega,
havan k paas aana padega,

Dhoti ko uthana padega,
Aarti krke dikhana padega..

All the Babuji fans

'samdhanji..'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Night jaagran me aya mai to,
mujhko rokega kon aur kayko

Mera mood mai Kanyadaan karega-
kisi ladki k daddy se ni darega..

Jisko aashirwad lena h le lo-idhar hi mai
khada pair pakad lo..

Mandir me jake pujari ko puchlo,
mere bare me 'Alok Nath Memes' pe padh lo..

Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya
Daan ... !! \m/

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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar Se aapka mobile Fodh dunga, Msg karte Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?

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Modern Heer – Mein Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gai,
Lut Gayi,
Meri Duniya Rushwa Ho Gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To Karmjali, Mein Kaun Sa Bank
Managar Ban Gaya


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Added 3 years ago

Degree Of Girls:

BA ........ Beautiful Angel
BSC ...... Beautiful Structure
BL ........ Beautiful Lips
BCOM .. Beautiful Completely
MBA ..... Married But Available..!

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Added 3 years ago

Every Man Needs
A Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Sexy Wife
Adjusting Wife
And
Co-Operative Wife
But
Its Sad That Law Allows
Only One Wife..!

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped
the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal
na!


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Sardar : Murgi Kitne Ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko Aids Hai,
Sardar : Koi Baat Nehi,dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai.


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