Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

Why Do U Think I Sms U.?
It Is Because I Care.?
Or I Miss U.?
Or I Love U.?
Or I Need U.?
No...
Its Because
I Need A Person For Just
Time Pass..!

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Added 3 years ago

Tonite I Would Like To Kiss U
And Bite U Strongly
Do U Accept This..?
Waiting For Ur Permission..
Ur Lovingly Mosquito..!

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Added 3 years ago

Be Careful When A Girl Tells U
That She Loves U From The Bottom
Of Her Heart
For This May Mean That There Is
Still Enough Space For Another Boy
On Top..!

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Added 3 years ago

NEW TEACHER.
All students introduce
ur name
and hobbies,



1st boy : My name is Pankaj nd my
hobby is watching moon,


2nd boy : my name is Amit and hobby
is
watching moon,


3rd boy: my name is Parmod & my
hobby is
watching moon,

.

.

All boys told their different names but hobby
was same,


TEACHER : good all boys have same
hobby,

Now its girl's turn,
.

.

1st girl : hi my name is moon...

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Added 3 years ago

Tere Jheel Jaise Aankho Me,
Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta H.
Par Kambakth Tera Chasma,
Beech Me Aajata He...

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao,
Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Ke Ek Ladke Ke Saath
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Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya
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.
Ek I-phone Bhej Dena Wahan Se.
Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Lungi dance by Alok babuji..
.
.
Dhoti ko thoda round ghumake,
Pandit k jaisa tika lagake,

Coconut ko rassi
lagake
Aa jao sare mood banake..

All the Babuji fans
'samdhanji'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Mandir me jab ye bhajan lagega,
havan k paas aana padega,

Dhoti ko uthana padega,
Aarti krke dikhana padega..

All the Babuji fans

'samdhanji..'

dont miss the chance-

Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan

Night jaagran me aya mai to,
mujhko rokega kon aur kayko

Mera mood mai Kanyadaan karega-
kisi ladki k daddy se ni darega..

Jisko aashirwad lena h le lo-idhar hi mai
khada pair pakad lo..

Mandir me jake pujari ko puchlo,
mere bare me 'Alok Nath Memes' pe padh lo..

Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya
Daan ... !! \m/

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