Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

3 Idiots Train Me Ja Rahe Thay..
.
TT : Ticket Dikhao.?
3 Idiots : Ye Lo
TT : Ye Ticket To Purani Hai
.
3 Idiots : To Train Kya Abhi Showroom Se Nikaal Ke Laye Ho..!

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Added 3 years ago

Why Do U Think I Sms U.?
It Is Because I Care.?
Or I Miss U.?
Or I Love U.?
Or I Need U.?
No...
Its Because
I Need A Person For Just
Time Pass..!

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Added 3 years ago

Tonite I Would Like To Kiss U
And Bite U Strongly
Do U Accept This..?
Waiting For Ur Permission..
Ur Lovingly Mosquito..!

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Added 3 years ago

Be Careful When A Girl Tells U
That She Loves U From The Bottom
Of Her Heart
For This May Mean That There Is
Still Enough Space For Another Boy
On Top..!

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Added 3 years ago

NEW TEACHER.
All students introduce
ur name
and hobbies,



1st boy : My name is Pankaj nd my
hobby is watching moon,


2nd boy : my name is Amit and hobby
is
watching moon,


3rd boy: my name is Parmod & my
hobby is
watching moon,

.

.

All boys told their different names but hobby
was same,


TEACHER : good all boys have same
hobby,

Now its girl's turn,
.

.

1st girl : hi my name is moon...

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Added 3 years ago

Tere Jheel Jaise Aankho Me,
Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta H.
Par Kambakth Tera Chasma,
Beech Me Aajata He...

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Boli:
Mujhe Bhul Jao,
Meri Engagement Ho Gayi Hai
London Ke Ek Ladke Ke Saath
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Pappu: Chal Jo Hona Tha Ho Gaya
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Ek I-phone Bhej Dena Wahan Se.
Suna Hai Wahan Sasta Milta Hai...

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