Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

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Added 3 years ago

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai. .......

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Added 3 years ago

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

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Added 3 years ago

Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
Unhe Darr Na Lage..
21 vi Sadi Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
Karke Soti H, Taaki
Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..

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Added 3 years ago

"Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dil Se
Chaaho,
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To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Alag Karne Me
Lag Jati Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Gabbar:"Ye hath mujhe de de
thakur,
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Thakur:"Le le..
mere hath lele..
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basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar:"Sorry yaar, tu to emotional
ho gaya..

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