Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke
chakkar mein is colony mein mere
lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.


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Added 3 years ago

Ham Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai.
Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Dava Jante Hai.
Hame Bhulne Ki Koshis Mat Karna A Dost.
Ham Gala Dabana Bhi Jante Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
100
Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond...

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Added 3 years ago

Boy : Maine New I-phone Liya
Hai
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Girl : Waaooowww
Kaun Si Company Ka..?
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Moral:
Goverment College Ke Gawar
Ladkiyon Ko Set Karoge To Yahi
Hoga..!

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Added 3 years ago

A Chinese Couple Named Their
3 Babies As..
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1st Baby
"Ching - Chong - Fong"
2nd Baby
"Chang - Ching - Kong"
3rd A Negro Child Was Born
Husband Named Him..
"Sum - Thing - Wrong"

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Sharabi Vivah Film Dekh Kar
Ghar Aaya Aur Biwi Se Bola..
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Tujhe Pi Kar Mai Dekhu
Mujhe Haq Hai
Tu Bhi Peeti Hai Daaru
Mujhe Shaq Hai..!

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