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Added 2 years ago

Which Is The Most Dangerous
Alphabet..?
Answer "W"
Bcoz
All Worries Start With
"W"
Who, Why, What
When, Which, Whom, Where
War, Wine, Whisky, Women
And
Finally Above All..
"WIFE"

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Added 2 years ago

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boy..?
Scientific Studies Have Proven
That..
"SHOPPING"
Never Causes Heart Attack
But
.
"PAYING THE BILLS DOES"

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Added 2 years ago

Most People Have 5 Senses
Some People Have 6 Senses
But
U Are Blessed With 7 Senses
An Extra Sense Is..
.
.
"NONSENSE"..!

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Added 2 years ago

If I Ever Go For A Brain Transplant
I Would Like To Use Ur Brain
Its Not Because U Are A Genius
I Would Only Like A Brain That
.
.
Has Never Been Used.!

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Added 2 years ago

Once Rajanikant Decided To
Stare At The Sun
The Sun Got Scared And Hid
Itself Behind The Moon..
Later This Situation Was Named
As..
.
.
"SOLAR ECLIPSE"

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Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar
Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’

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Santa=Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha
Banta=Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.

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