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Added 3 years ago

1 Jhoot Zndgi Ke 5 Minute Kam
Kar Deta Hai
Aur 1 Muskurahat Zndgi Ke 10
Minute Badha Deti Hai..
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INDIA'S CALCULATION:
Haste Haste Jhoot Bolo
To Bhi 5 Minute Ka Faida..!

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Added 3 years ago

Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru
Wah Wah
Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru
Wah Wah
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms
Dil Karta Hai Aapko..
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Patak Patak Ke Maaru..!

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Added 3 years ago

1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya
Old Man : Mujhe Chhod Do,
Mera Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
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Lion : Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink Peene
Ka Mann Hai..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An
"Aam Aadmi Party" Member
Banta : How Do U Know That..?
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Santa : Today Morning When I
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The "Broom"..!

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Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru
krta hoon,
Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,
Shayad Kismat Sath de de...

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Added 3 years ago

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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