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Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru
Wah Wah
Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru
Wah Wah
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms
Dil Karta Hai Aapko..
.
Patak Patak Ke Maaru..!

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1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!

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Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
Pakad Liya
Old Man : Mujhe Chhod Do,
Mera Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai
Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo..
.
.
Lion : Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink Peene
Ka Mann Hai..!

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Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An
"Aam Aadmi Party" Member
Banta : How Do U Know That..?
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Santa : Today Morning When I
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The "Broom"..!

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Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru
krta hoon,
Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,
Shayad Kismat Sath de de...

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too
Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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