Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Aadmi: “Tumhara iss Ladke se Kya
Rishta hai?”
Boy: “Ji Bahut Durr ka Rishta hai”
Aadmi: “Fir bhi kya rishta hai?”
Boy: “Ji weh mera Saga Bhai hai” A
admi: “To Tum is Durr ka Rishta kyu
batate ho?”
Boy: “Kyuki iske or mere beech 7 bhai
aur hai”

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Added 3 years ago

Boy : Hello, Pammi darling... kaisi ho ? ..Girl : Who's this ?..Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!.
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Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab
kaise pata....?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri
Maa hun !!..Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi,
'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!

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Added 3 years ago

WhY do GoRillas hav big nostrils?
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Because,
they have big FINGERS;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Woh bhi kya din the jab log
hame dewano ki tarha kiss
kiya karte the,
Magar apni kismat hi buri thi
un dinon hum 2 saal k huwa
karte the.

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Added 3 years ago

World's Shortest Poem Ever

Baba Black Sheep Have U Any Wool
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Sheep :- Chal Be Hattt !!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Boy - I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad .....
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my
ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i
cant say NO to him....
& I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.
....
Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Dekh na please, kahin to adjust karle?

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Added 3 years ago

Kal Raat Chand Bola..
Tumhare Dost Tumhe Msg
Nahi Bhejte,
Tum Bhi Mat Bheja Karo..
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Maine Gusse Se Kaha..
Oye..
Tameez Se Baat Kar,
Koi Koi Dost
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Gareeb Bhi Hota Hai..!

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