Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,
Tera Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,
Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tune Reply Nahi Kiya,
To Pehla Prize Bhi Tujhe Mil Jaayega

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Added 3 years ago

Movie Achchhi Honi Chahiye.
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Lambi To Dipika Padukone Bhi Hai.;-)

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Har Ek Subah Sunahari Honi Chahiye.
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Nayi To Delhi Bhi Hai..;-)

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Raat Suhaani Honi Chahiye.
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Andheri To Station Bhi Hai.

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Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.
Santa: Hona Hi Tha.
Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
Aashiqi 2
Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.:-D

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Interviewer - Aapko,
Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????
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Santa - Sir,
Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya,
Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.:-P

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Santa Driving On The Wrong Side Of Road.
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O===SHIT===
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Ja Rahe Hai.:-P:-D

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