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Added 3 years ago

A boy's eyes is faster than Google
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A boy's heart is slower than
internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly.
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Agree. ???

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Added 3 years ago

Do Log Ek Dusre Ko Kyu Nahi Samajh Paate.?
Qki
Khuda Ne Ladke Ko Accha Dimag Diya Hai Aur Ladki Ko Accha Dil
Magar
Ladka Dilse Sochta Hai Aur Ladki Dimag Se..!

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Added 3 years ago

Women never want an honest answer for d question
HOW I LOOK?;-)

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Added 3 years ago

3 fastest mode of communication
RADIO
TELEVISION
TELEPHONE
Still want fastest communication?
"TELL A WOMEN"
aag ki tarah faila degi;-)

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Added 3 years ago

what is CHECKMATE?
When husband tells her wife that i saw a lady exactly like u..
N wife says WAS SHE HOT?
u cant say YES, u cant say NO..thats CHECKMATE;-)

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Added 3 years ago

God-bete,mannat maang,
man- plz mujhe unmarried kar do..
God-beta,mannat mangne ko kaha tha,JANNAT nahi..:-D

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Added 3 years ago

All D Mothers Think Dat Their Child Is Most Innocent Child In D World..
Bt D Fact Is..

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Only My Mom Is Right..;-)

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