Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Damm True.
When Our Parents Says,
They Hav To Ask U Smething,
U Quickly Get A Mini Heart Attack And Think Of All D Bad Things U Hav Done Recently.
;-)

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Added 3 years ago

x married z twice his age,left her,now married y1/2 his age..
whats d age of x?
student wrote.
i dnt knw ans.
bt x is saif ali khan.

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Added 3 years ago

what is d opposite of LAUGHING BUDDHA?
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GAUTAM GAMBHIR;-)

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher-who ever answers my next question,will go home.
Student throws his bag outside the window,
teacher-who had done this?
Student-its "me"..now i can go hoMe:-D

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Added 3 years ago

Mai hu love talenter,
aur mai hu facebook jockey.
Love is my passion nd love is my life,
mai to har ek love cheater aur bewafa ko kar dunga ghayal, maar ke hockey. :-) :-D :-p

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
Kya Chahiye.?
Toffy.?
Biscuit.?
Cake.?
Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
Aaashiqui Ke Liye.

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Added 3 years ago

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To
Meri Photo Pe Photo Kheenche
Ja Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
Aaj Mere Sarr Pe Wild Life
Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai.

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