Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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Added 3 years ago

Height of insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….
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She replied:-
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"naya number liya h kya….?

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Added 3 years ago

'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh
tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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Added 3 years ago

xtra telented boy :
1st boy- which is ur favrate books ?
2nd boy- my father chekbook n passbook...
1st boy- kis jagaha sabse zada barf girti hai ?
2nd boy- wiskey k glass mei...

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Added 3 years ago

God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi..
Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu. .
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus
driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango,
bhagwan bhi smart Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be
Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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Added 3 years ago

Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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