Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Height of insult:
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AIEEE results were declared
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A boy messaged his rank to grlfrnd….
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She replied:-
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"naya number liya h kya….?

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Added 3 years ago

'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh
tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

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Added 3 years ago

xtra telented boy :
1st boy- which is ur favrate books ?
2nd boy- my father chekbook n passbook...
1st boy- kis jagaha sabse zada barf girti hai ?
2nd boy- wiskey k glass mei...

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Added 3 years ago

God to Pappu :- Beta kya chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,
Ek badi si gaadi..
Aur usme Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu. .
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus
driver hai.
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Soch samajh k maango,
bhagwan bhi smart Hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be
Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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Added 3 years ago

Short and Sharp.
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Wife :- I hate u
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Husband :- What a co - incidence....

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Added 3 years ago

Ek din meri Gf ne mujhe ghar pe bulaya...
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Me uske ghar gaya aur bell bjaye.. Darwaza khone uski choti bahen aayi..
Usne mujhse kaha ki Ghar par koi nhi hai aur aap bahut Handsome aur Smart ho...
Yeh sunke me daurte hue bike ki taraf bhaga..
Tavi uske family wale bahar a gye aur bole, yeh rishta hame manjur hai..
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Ab unko kaun samjhye ki me toh bike lock karne ja raha tha.,

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