Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Rahul Gandhi was asked what is he
doing about the lost Malaysian plane
MH370.
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Rahul: We are trying to investigate how a Malaysian plane has a number plate of Maharashtra...

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Added 3 years ago

Ek aadmi ki dusre City mein naukri lagi.
Waha pahunch kar usne socha ki biwi
ko E-mail kar du.
Galti se vo E-mail kisi aur ke paas
chala gya, jis ke paas gya vo aurat
apne pati ko dafna ke aai thi or E-mail
padhte hi behosh ho gai.
E-mail kuch yu tha:- Begam! Mail yaha
aaram se pahunch gaya hu, yaha
internet ki service bhi achchhi hai.
Udas mat ho, 2-3 din me tumhe bhi bula lunga.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi
beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho
gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua
hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad
hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho
gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!! :P :D

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Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to
tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Added 3 years ago

The movie Madrass Cafe is on Rajiv
Gandhi;
Satyagraha is on Anna Hazare;
And Grand Masti is on Asaaram Bapu!

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Added 3 years ago

संता लंगड़ाता हुआ जा रहा था और उसके कपड़े
फटे हुए थे...
बंता ने पूछा: क्या हुआ भाई? यह हालत कैसे
हुई तुम्हारी?
संता: क्या बताऊं यार, बीवी को मुझे पिटवाने
की नई तरकीब सूझी थी!
बंता: कैसी तरकीब?
संता: बीवी ने मुझे झाड़ू खरीदने भेजा था।
वापस आ रहा था, तो बीजेपी कार्यकर्ताओं ने
मुझे आप का कार्यकर्ता समझ लिया!

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Added 3 years ago

Husband Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise
lag rahi ho.. ??
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Wife:"When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
..
it starts beating
faster & increased output is
trans mitted to adrenals which start
secreting glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combatthis
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood estrogen
level,
Causing
vasodilation
and I
look PINK... .
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MORAL:"Jyada padhi likhi biwi
romance ki mummy-didi ek kar
deti hai..

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