Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge...
mera uddhaar…

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Added 3 years ago

Bekabu Hai Dil Fir Bhi Jiya Ja Raha Hu,
Khali Hao Botal Fir Bhi Piya Ja Raha Hu,
Majburi To Dekho Is Dil Ki.
Reply Nahi Mil Raha Fir Bhi Msg Kiya Ja Raha Hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Added 3 years ago

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…
Tusi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Added 3 years ago

sardar ki wife romantic andaz mein bed pe hath phailakar soyi aur boli,
kuchh samjhe.
sardar bola samajh gaya kamini tu pure bed pe akele sona chahti hai.

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Added 3 years ago

HUSBAND : I've a problem at my office.
WIFE : We are married..
So never say I
have a problem but say We have a
problem.
HUSBAND : OK. We are getting a
baby from my secretary...

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Added 3 years ago

In India there is only one thing which
exist even longer than
"COURT CASES"
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"Bullshit Indian TV Serials"

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