Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.

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Added 3 years ago

Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai
kahin,
mere yaar sa haseen.
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Chand ne kaha-
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Dekho..
Pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap
ka naukar
nahi hu.
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Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch
dikhai nahi
deta..
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Aur teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautan ki
tum log
zameen tak hi rakho,
mujhe involve karne ki
zarurat nahi...

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Buddha Ek ladki se Takraya
Buddha:"Sorry.."
Ladki: andha hai kya dikhta nhi.."
Ladki Jaise hi Aage badi Ek handsome ladke se
takra gyi
Ladka:"Sorry... "
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Ladki:"It's okay
old man to girl-MERI
SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA.. ??:p

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Added 3 years ago

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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Added 3 years ago

Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hamm Bhi Aab Sehra Sajayenge,
Mujhe Ptta Tha Ke Vo Aapne Naseeb Main Nhi Hai,
Ab Uski Chotti Behen Ko Fasayenge

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Added 3 years ago

Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai

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Added 3 years ago

Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye

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