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Added 3 years ago

Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera
Ab Apna I-Phone Ko Dafna Dena
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal Udha
Dena
Koi Puche Rog Kya Tha..?
To
Nazre Jhuka Ke Apni Kanjoosi
Bata Dena..!

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Added 3 years ago

Teri Dunia Me Koi Gam Na Ho
Khusi Kabi Teri Khatam Na Ho
Bhagwan Tumko Aisi Item De
Jo Dabangg Ki Munni Se Kam
Na Ho..!

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Added 3 years ago

She:.. Ek baat bolu..??
Me: bol
She:I lov u re...wt r ur feelings towards me?
Me:Baby... i m feeling like....
i m in a empty bus wid plenty of seats but i m still standing

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

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Added 3 years ago

Modi- I will kill 14 crore Pakistanis and Sunny Leone..
Man- why Kill Sunny?
Modi- see, no one cares abt 14 crore peopLe. .They care abt 1 SUNNY LEONE

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Added 3 years ago

A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Addition...
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...

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Added 3 years ago

BJP : Congress is corrupt???
Congress : BJP is corrupt???
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt???
AAP : BJP & Congress is corrupt???

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