Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera
Ab Apna I-Phone Ko Dafna Dena
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal Udha
Koi Puche Rog Kya Tha..?
Nazre Jhuka Ke Apni Kanjoosi
Teri Dunia Me Koi Gam Na Ho
Khusi Kabi Teri Khatam Na Ho
Bhagwan Tumko Aisi Item De
Jo Dabangg Ki Munni Se Kam
She:.. Ek baat bolu..??
She:I lov u re...wt r ur feelings towards me?
Me:Baby... i m feeling like....
i m in a empty bus wid plenty of seats but i m still standing
Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’
Modi- I will kill 14 crore Pakistanis and Sunny Leone..
Man- why Kill Sunny?
Modi- see, no one cares abt 14 crore peopLe. .They care abt 1 SUNNY LEONE
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl
He kissed her, again he kissed her & said... This is
Then the Girl kissed him & said..
This is Substraction..
Then They kissed each other & said..
This is Multiplication...
Suddenly Girl's Dad came
he started beating the boy & threw him away & said...This is called DIVISION...