Valentine Week


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Added 2 years ago

Gadha: Mera Maalik Bahut Marta Hai..
Kutta: To Tu Bhaag Kyu Nahi Jata..?
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Gadha: Uski Khubsurat Ladki Hai,
Jab Padhai Nahi Karti To Wo Kehta
Hai..
Teri Shaadi Ghade Se Kara Dunga..
Bas Isi Umeed Pe Tika Hu..!

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Added 2 years ago

Father: U Should Marry This Girl
She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And
Roopmati...
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Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfrnd
Bcoz She's Garbhavati...!

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Added 2 years ago

Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
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1=shok se
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2=dar se
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faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi.

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF
Ko pitne
... ... laga.
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le
jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta

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Added 2 years ago

Poem on "TAJMAHAL"by
3 diff. People.
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BACHELOR-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar
Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
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LOVER-
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti,
Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
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MARRIED-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar
Mumtaz nhi MARTI..
..
lolzz .. thoko like ***

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Added 2 years ago

Rahul Gandhi: There is no peace in gujarat,
I saw people fighting wid the small lathis....
Sonia Gandhi: Pappu, vo dandiya kar rahe hain.

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Added 2 years ago

People whose whatsapp status is
”hey there ! I m using whatsapp”
thanks for telling , i thought u r using yahoo messenger...

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