Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti
Par Nahi Reh Sakta..
Bhole Nath: Kyu..?
Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
Tekte Thay,
Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
Mai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
Aaj Mandir Me 1 Bacchi Aayi Aur
Haath Hila Ke Boli..
Hi Hanu, Whats Up..?
Aise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
Just Chill Baby.....!

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Gadha: Mera Maalik Bahut Marta Hai..
Kutta: To Tu Bhaag Kyu Nahi Jata..?
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Gadha: Uski Khubsurat Ladki Hai,
Jab Padhai Nahi Karti To Wo Kehta
Hai..
Teri Shaadi Ghade Se Kara Dunga..
Bas Isi Umeed Pe Tika Hu..!

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Added 3 years ago

Father: U Should Marry This Girl
She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And
Roopmati...
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Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfrnd
Bcoz She's Garbhavati...!

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Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
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1=shok se
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2=dar se
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faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi.

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF
Ko pitne
... ... laga.
Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le
jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta

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Added 3 years ago

Poem on "TAJMAHAL"by
3 diff. People.
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BACHELOR-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar
Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
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LOVER-
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti,
Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
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MARRIED-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar
Mumtaz nhi MARTI..
..
lolzz .. thoko like ***

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Rahul Gandhi: There is no peace in gujarat,
I saw people fighting wid the small lathis....
Sonia Gandhi: Pappu, vo dandiya kar rahe hain.

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