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Added 3 years ago

PATI Pepsi ko Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha

PATNI Aayi aur Pepsi Pi Gayi aur Boli aaj aap Udaas kyon Hai?

PATI- Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai

Subah tumse Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi

Office Late Puhncha

Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha..

Wo Bhi Tum Pi Gayi??

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Added 3 years ago

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H,
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.

Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai

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Added 3 years ago

Ek research se malum hua he k
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agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay
MAUNVRAT rakhe
to pati ki umar 25 SAAL lambi ho sakti hai...

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Added 3 years ago

Solid Insult-

HUSBAND- Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne?

Bilkul gobar jaisa!

WIFE-Hey bhagwan!

Is aadmi ne kuch nahi choda har cheez taste kar rakhi h.

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Added 3 years ago

Husband: Do U Know The Meaning
Of WIFE.?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..
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Wife: No Darling,
It Means.. With Idiot For Ever..!

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Added 3 years ago

Doctor: Ur Husband Needs Rest
And Peace
Here Are Some Sleeping Pills..
Wife: When Must I Give Them To
Him.?
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Doctor: They Are For U..!

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Added 3 years ago

Wife: I Had To Marry U To Find Out
How Stupid U Are..
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Husband: U Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked U To Marry Me..!

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