Valentine Week


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Added 2 years ago

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H,
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.

Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai

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Added 2 years ago

Ek research se malum hua he k
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agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay
MAUNVRAT rakhe
to pati ki umar 25 SAAL lambi ho sakti hai...

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Added 2 years ago

Solid Insult-

HUSBAND- Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne?

Bilkul gobar jaisa!

WIFE-Hey bhagwan!

Is aadmi ne kuch nahi choda har cheez taste kar rakhi h.

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Added 2 years ago

Husband: Do U Know The Meaning
Of WIFE.?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..
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Wife: No Darling,
It Means.. With Idiot For Ever..!

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Added 2 years ago

Doctor: Ur Husband Needs Rest
And Peace
Here Are Some Sleeping Pills..
Wife: When Must I Give Them To
Him.?
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Doctor: They Are For U..!

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Added 2 years ago

Wife: I Had To Marry U To Find Out
How Stupid U Are..
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Husband: U Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked U To Marry Me..!

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Added 2 years ago

Hanumanji: Bhole Nath Ab Mai Dharti
Par Nahi Reh Sakta..
Bhole Nath: Kyu..?
Hanumanji: Pehle Log Let Ke Matha
Tekte Thay,
Fir Ghutne Tekne Lage, Fir Log Dur
Se Hi Sar Ko Jhuka Chale Jate Thay..
Mai Firbi Khush Tha Lekin Ab To
Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Prabhu..
Aaj Mandir Me 1 Bacchi Aayi Aur
Haath Hila Ke Boli..
Hi Hanu, Whats Up..?
Aise Muh Kyu Fula Rakha Hai..
Just Chill Baby.....!

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