Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Added 3 years ago

Husband's SMS to Wife:

"Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life........You are Great"

Wife Replied:

"Laga liya Na Chautha Peg.

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Added 3 years ago

HUSBAND or WIFE Main Jhagrra Ho RahaTha. . .
BV :- Kash Main Apni Ammi
Ki Baat Maan Leti or
Tum Say Shadi Na Karti
Shoher :- Kya Matlab ?
tumari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi
Karne Ko Mana Kia Tha..?
BV :- Or Nahi To Kya......
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Shoher :- ae Khuda, Main Aaj Tak Us Naik Aurat Ko
Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha
Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.......

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Added 3 years ago

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."

Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." o_O

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Added 3 years ago

Agar aapki wife aapka kaha nahi maanti toh..
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toh..
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itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti.

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Added 3 years ago

In a party..

Wife:Luk At dat guy drnkng n dancng.!

Husband:Who's he?

Wife:10yrs bck he propsd me & I rejctd him

Husband:Oh my god,he is still celebrating..

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Added 3 years ago

WIFE- kitna pyar krte ho hame?

Hsbnd- Shahjhan jitna

wife: mere mrne k bd Taj mahal bnaoge?

Hsbnd: mai plot b le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kr rhi hai..;-)

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