Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care..
Dont Drink Water Without Boiling
Bcoz
Fishes Swim Without Wearing Huggies..
Now Plz Dont Say Thanks
.
I Care For U..!

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Added 3 years ago

A 60 Years Old Bachelor Advertises
His Zaroorat E Rishta..
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After A Month He Got A Letter..
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"Mian Saahib, Is Umar Me Rishta
Nahi Farishtay Aate Hain..!"

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Added 3 years ago

God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
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Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!

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Added 3 years ago

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

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Added 3 years ago

Aapne Kabhi
Socha Hai Ki Pati
Aur Chai Ki Patti
Mein Kya Samanta
Hai ?
Dono Ke Naseeb Mein Jalna Aur
Ubalna Likha Hai
Aur Wo Bhi
Aurto Ke Haath
Se…

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Added 3 years ago

KAL 4 logo ko bewakoof banaya . . .

Pucho Kaise

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Bilkul Aise

Ab 5 ho gye.

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Added 3 years ago

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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