Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli
Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho,
Wo Abhi Vyast He

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Added 3 years ago

Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi
aur pati bechara thar-thar kanp raha tha..
Patni boli tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai tumhara pati he hu agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar kanp rahi hoti.. ??

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Added 3 years ago

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
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Husband gehri soch me tha.....
Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?
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Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ?
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Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata..:-D:-P:O

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Added 3 years ago

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak?)
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PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak?)
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Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

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Added 3 years ago

What is
wife........... ......... ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
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Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
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. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
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. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..

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Added 3 years ago

Wife Calls hubby....
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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
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Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath
Bethi
Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath
Konsi BUA Bethi h....

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Added 3 years ago

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
Q?
Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi.

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