Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Thank God! Facebook and Whatsapp is an American company . Other wise by now the government would have changed its name to Rajiv Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana

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Added 3 years ago

.. Height Of Bossism !!
Employee : Sir, you called me?
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Boss : Yeah, Go to the restroom
and m@sturbate .
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Employee (after few minutes): done sir
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Boss : Do it again.
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Employee : done it again
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Boss : Do it once more
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Employee : Now I don't have
much stamina for it sir
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Boss : Very good. Now here's the
keys of my car .
Drop my daughter home

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Added 3 years ago

=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village?
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Sardar: No Sir,
Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

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Added 3 years ago

Ladke Sab Se Jyada Confuse Kab Hote Hai?
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Jab Ladkiya Puchhti Hai Ki Mai Kesi Lag Rahi Hu..

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Added 3 years ago

Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr
raha tha.
Raatko biwi boli:Ye aadmi mere blouse me
hath daal raha H
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Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me Hai
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Aaj Inbox Me Tum Nazar Nahi Aaye
Tamnna K Phool Fir se Murjhaye
N Jane Kin Galiyo Me Kho Gye Aap
Hm Police Station Se Pagal Khane Tak Dhund Aaye...

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Added 3 years ago

Raste me agar koi ladki
apko bhai kahe,
to ghabrana mat.
Be positive uske kaan ke niche,
1 zor se thappad marna or,
bolna yaha kaha ghoom rahi hai,
Ghar ja jaldi..

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