Valentine Week


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Added 2 years ago

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon

Husband : Bahut Zyada

Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni

Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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Added 2 years ago

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon

pati - nahi

patni - kyon nahi ?

pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

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Added 2 years ago

HUSBAND SENT A SMS TO WIFE :

" Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great "

SHE REPLIED :

" Pee liya Na abb chup chap ghar aaja kaminae??? "

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Vo Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: ?Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao?

Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.

Patni: ?Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warnig De Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum??

Man: ?Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon? :-D

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Added 2 years ago

Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai ShAkTi.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : 'Sehan-Shakti'

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Added 2 years ago

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is
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Wife's Missed Call!

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Added 2 years ago

Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

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