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Added 2 years ago

Dr. to Rakhi Sawant :-

U r looking so weak & exhausted r u taking 5 meals a day as I had advised u ?

Rakhi :- "uski maa ka.“.. Your compounder typed 5 Males a day!

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Added 2 years ago

Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hain..?
?
Socho Socho.?
?
Qki
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS
Warna
BYE BYE.....!

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Added 2 years ago

Boss To His Frnd: Kya Zamana
Aaya Hai, My Secretary Resigned
Yesterday..
Frnd: But Why..?
.
Boss: She Caught Me Kissing My
Wife...!

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Added 2 years ago

Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj"
Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj"
To itna aata "byaz"
Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...

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Added 2 years ago

Husband- Dear tum khubsurat
hoti jaa rahi ho..
Wife (kitchen se)- Tumne kaise
jana..??
Husband- Tumhe dekhkar
Rotiyaan bhi 'jalne' lagi hain..!!

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Added 2 years ago

Dedicated to all married people

Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..ghutno pe.

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..

Santa: aur nahi to kya..

Dost:Kya Boli?

Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..

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Added 2 years ago

What is the best example of ?Once in a Lifetime?
Opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wifes face,
&
U get the rarest opportunity of your life..
............Never Miss It..........!!

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