Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke
husband
truck ke neeche aakar papad ban
gaye hain
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya
zarurat hai,
neeche se sarka do..

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Added 3 years ago

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte
ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
jaisi ek aur le aaun..
Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi
Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

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Added 3 years ago

This is killer.!
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Husband comes home early and sees wife with
another guy.
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Wife: Why are you early?
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Husband: Who is he?
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Wife: Don't try to change the topic.!:p=))

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk
Hota Hai.....
Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
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Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To
Aap
Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?
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Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr.
Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe
Ki
Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..

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Added 3 years ago

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!

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Added 3 years ago

1 kanjus hath me chaku se cut maar rha tha
BV-kya kr rhe ho

kanjus-DETTOL ki shishi foot gyi h

Aise hi thodi waste hone dege,Tu b ungli kat le.

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Added 3 years ago

over me kitne balls feke jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k
shoukin :->

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