Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi.

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Added 3 years ago

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Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

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Added 3 years ago

KARINA or KATRINA Dono Hi Gori H Q?
.
Socho
.
Socho
.
NAhi Pata Na?
Qki Dono Ke Naam Me"RIN" Aata H
RIN De Chamkane Vali Safedi.:

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Added 3 years ago

Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Mandir k bahar chapal rakhne me
Aur Misscall dene me kya common hai.
Socho
Socho
Nhi pta chalo btata hun.
Dono me dar lga rahta h k koi utha na le.

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Added 3 years ago

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h?

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Added 3 years ago

Dharam Bhai means
Not real brother.

Dharam Pita means
Not real father.

Dharam Behen means
Not real sister.

then why

Dharam Patni
your real wife??;-):-)

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