Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
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Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

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Added 3 years ago

Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Are Miss Karna Hai To Macharo Ko Karo,
Jo Apne Jaan Par Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..!

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Added 3 years ago

Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain.?
For Maasti .. No
For Timepass .. No..
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..
Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..

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Added 3 years ago

In This M0dern W0rld,
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"Tumhri is Bakwas ka Mere Pass K0i Jawab Nahi hai...

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Added 3 years ago

A Women can Keep only One
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The Secret Of Her Age...

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Added 3 years ago

Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?
Me: Jee, social networking.
Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?
Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon.

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