Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa- kya laaye ho?
banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu.
ladki B.COM hai..
santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye..

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ki Wife ka
Rang Kala tha
Ek Din Red Saree
Pehan K
pucha: Me Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu? .
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Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag
Lag Gayi Ho !!... :-P :-D

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Added 3 years ago

1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
Railway Station hai

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar Was Driving Car Very Fast
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Sardar: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher..?
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Sardar: Ya, Its Correspondence
Course...!
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Added 3 years ago

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.
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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Maine Apne Bete Ka
Naam America Rakha Hai.

Dost: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Main Duniya Ko
Batana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun...!

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Added 3 years ago

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!

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