Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D

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Added 3 years ago

A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa : Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwaunga
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri Dilwaunga
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Banta : Fir Accha Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shaadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ne Banta Se
Kaha, Sabse
Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
Banta Replied: Answer
Sheet
Ko Khaali Chod Do Aur
Last Me
Likh Dena, Paas Karke
Dikha.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or
chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p

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Added 3 years ago

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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