Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Kya aapki life bahut boring
hai?aap boriyat feel kar rahe hai????
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Agar haan
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Toh type kijiye
I love (aapke lover ka
name) and send it to
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ur dad's number
Kasam se life mein hungama
mach jaega.

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Added 3 years ago

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btata hun.......Auntyy.......

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Added 3 years ago

Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye

Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala,

Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga.

Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye,

Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi:
“1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”

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Added 3 years ago

5 things that make happy
-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
-Wife is not at home

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Added 3 years ago

Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir,
English ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai.
Aap bhi Math me baat kyu nhi karte?
Math Teacher: Jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11
ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh
Yaad aa jayega..!

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