Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Doosri shaadi karne k 4 tarike
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Badi speed me neeche aaye ho..

pehle Ek ko to Handle kar lo.....

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Added 3 years ago

Q: Why do boys goes to temples?
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Because temple is the only place where you
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Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
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... AND
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TRIPTI.

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Added 3 years ago

Pappu Class Mein Enter Hua.

Teacher: “Tum Class Mein 30 Minute Late Aaye Ho.”

Smart Pappu: “Sir, Main Aapki Class Ke Liye Late Nahi, Next Class Ke Liye Jaldi Aaya Hun.”

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Added 3 years ago

Apne phone Ko"Face Wash"Laga k Garm Pani Se"Dho k"
Use "Kumkum"Or "Chawal"Lagakar "Mandir"Me Chada 2 Kyonki

"SMS"To Aap Karte Nhi To"
POOJA"Hi Karlo...

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Added 3 years ago

Tabiyat thik nhi thi,Bure Bure sapne ate the,
Darr Lgta tha Dr.Ko dikhaya,Dr.ne kaha 2-4
pagalo ko SMS kro,Thik Ho jaoge,Apko sms kiya
abhi acha Lag raHa h... :-P

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Added 3 years ago

Aaj Fir Ek Sardar Ne Kamaal Kar Diya.
Ek Sardar Bank Me Aake So Gaya.
Jante Ho Kyun.?
Bank Ke Board Pe Likha Tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Santa: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Santa: “Illegal.”

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