Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

If Wife Kisses Everytime U Come
Back Home..
Remember Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of..
Daaru
Perfume
Or
Lipstick..
Be Careful..
.
"JANHIT ME JAARI"

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Added 3 years ago

Washing Powder Nirma..
Now The Entire Team Of Nirma
Is In The Parliamen..
Hema
Rekha
Jaya
Sushma..
Sab Ki Pasand Nirma....!

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Added 3 years ago

Customer To Santa: Teri To Rasgulle
Ki Dukaan Hai,
Tera Khane Ko Mann Nahi Karta..?
.
Santa: Karta To Hai Uncle,
Lekin Papa Count Karke Rakhte Hain
Isliye Choos Ke Wapas Rakh Deta Hu....!

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Added 3 years ago

Agar Aapki Wife Aapka Kehna Nahi
Maanti Hai To..
.
To
.
Itna Dhayan Se Mat Padho
Kisi Ki Nahi Maanti..
.
"ISKA KOI SOLUTION NAHI"

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Added 3 years ago

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna,
Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta
Hai..
.
Father: Kar Le Beta,
Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega
Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi....!

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Added 3 years ago

Best Slogan On A Man's T-Shirt:
.
Please Do Not Disturb Me
I Am Married And Already
Very Disturbed...!

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Added 3 years ago

Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
.
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha...!

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