Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

There is Life.
And then there
is
blogging,
tweeting,
chatting,
and
updating your status about
Life.
They are not one and the
same...

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Added 3 years ago

He: Hi
Me: Hi
He: Kya chal raha hain ?
Me: Pankha, T.V aur Phone..
*Blocked*
Thoko Lyk...

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Added 3 years ago

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
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Roz sarafat se sms kiya koro warna.......,
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Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.....he he he

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Mantri Usa Gaya To Meet His Politician Friend

Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.

Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!

Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai

American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi

Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha

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Added 3 years ago

Khuda kre kisi ko bhi
mohhabat me judaiii
Na
Mile !!!!
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Wah wah
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Jo meri poste like n krta
ho usko garmi me maa
kasam peene ko paani hi na
mile...

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Added 3 years ago

The Government has passed
a new rule..
All the smart and good
looking people will have to
pay
"Personality Tax"
Baki Sab toh safe hain lekin
Apne Group ki to waat lag
gayi na...

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Added 3 years ago

Mujhe Rs.50,000/-chahiye sirf
1 month
keliye.
Need it any how.
Tumhare pass rehete hai
isliye tumhe pucha.
Na maat karna plz..
Aaisa 1 bewda ATM machine
se bol raha
tha..
Tum log tension mat lo...

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