Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

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Added 3 years ago

Baba ramdev kahete hai
Achhi sehat k liye saas pe control karo!!
Ab baba ko kon samjaye ki-
Yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare? :-D

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Added 3 years ago

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

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Added 3 years ago

- USA
If you ATTACK us. .. .
we will ATTACK you .

- ISRAEL
If you ATTACK us,
we will DEMOLISH you . .

- INDIA
If you ATTACK us ,
we will not play CRICKET with you..:P

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Added 3 years ago

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture!
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration!
If I Was An Author You Would
Be My Story!
But I'm Only A Cartoonist!

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Added 3 years ago

Thats trick only for u.
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How can u double ur money...??

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue
Ja Raha Tha
Aurat= Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa
Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa:to Mai Bhi Apne Baap K
Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

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