Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

HUSBAND: AAJ FAISLA HO KE RAHEGA,

BATAO KIS-KIS KE SATH SOTI HO?

WIFE: QASAM SE
SIRF AAP KE SATH HI SOTI HUN
BAQI LOG SONE KAHA DETE HE.

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Boss: Where Were You Born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: Which Part?
Sardarji: What 'Which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days.
Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell But No One Comes Out.

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Sardar: U Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.
Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'All India Radio! '

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In An Interview, Interviewer: How Does An Electric Motor Run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop It.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup…

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Santa To Banta: I Don't Have An Internet Connection At Home.
Can You Please Copy The Internet On This Usb Drive For Me??? Xd

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Santa: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.
Jeeto: Yes Darling I Still Do.
Only Difference Is Earlier It Was 300Ml Now It's 1.5 Ltr.

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