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Added 3 years ago

Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. 3:)

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,
tum kha kar so jana..!

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Added 3 years ago

Between 10 people 9 maybe in
love with
you!
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But,
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You will fall in love for exactly
the one who doesn't love...

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher : What happens wen
carbon monoxide reacts wid 2
molecules of iron?
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Brahmi : COFFEE !
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Teachr : how?
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brahmi : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE...

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher :What is Differences
between Orange nd
Apple...???
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Student : The color of Orange is
Orange and the
Color of Apple is not apple...

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Added 3 years ago

Tragedies with Boys' Life.
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01. Good girls r Not Good
looking
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02. Good looking girls r Not
good girls
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03. Good looking & good girls r
not single
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04. Good looking,
good & single
girls have
strong Brothers
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05. Good looking,
good,
single
girls without brothers will treat boys as her
brother...

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