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Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..

1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.

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Santa- Mai Nalayak Ko Bhi Layak Bana Sakta Hu..
Banta- Wo Kaise?
Santa- Nalayak Se Na Hata K...

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1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gaye
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Ek Bachcha Har Roz Maths Teacher Ko Phone Lagata Hai
Teacher Ki Wife-kitni Bar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hai,
Bar Bar Phone Kyu Karte Ho?
Bachcha- Sun K Achcha Lagta Hai!


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Sardar : Roz Subah 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Man- Are Wah Vo Kaise?
Sardar- Main Girls College Ka Bus Driver Hu Na.

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-jee Hi Mil Gayi!

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Santa Dialled A Phone No.
A Computerizd Female Voice Said. 'Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nai Hai..'
Santa- Bas Janeman.. Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai:-)

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