Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...

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Added 3 years ago

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Chor Chori Karne Santa Ke Ghar Me Ghusa..

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
...

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai
Banta: Haa
Santa: To Fir Isme Se
Window Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Fit Karva Le.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa:acha Vala Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai,
Lala:ha Bhai Ha,
Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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