Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Kabhi aap humare ghar Mehman banke aana
Hum aapko coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan k laddu,
Pani puri,
Samose,
Gulab jamun,
ice creem
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Ki


Photo Dikhayenge.

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Added 3 years ago

Socho agar Doctor film banate
to
Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
kaho na bukhaar hai,
TB NO 1,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
Ek hasina do kidni,
Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..

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Added 3 years ago

Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak
bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag
Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik
Mangne Jata Tha.
Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya.
Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story
Khud Pad Raha Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Q:- Ye Pyar Kaise Hota Hai ?
Ans:- Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha Ho,
Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho.
Aapka Mangal Bhari Ho Or Bhagwan Maza Lene Ke Mood Me Ho Tab Pyar Ho Jata Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Full 2 Fun
Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...

Wah... Wah...

Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
Sirf 1 Ko...



Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile.
LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko



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Added 3 years ago

INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)

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