Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

My mom's first reaction when I say "
Net nhi chal raha.."
MOM : Hey bhagwan tera Lakh Lakh
shukr hei...

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Added 3 years ago

GF ne kiya kiss aur jal gaye mere
lips
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Kyun ki usne khaya tha bingo red chilli chips...

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Added 3 years ago

In a class room.

Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or
girls
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Boy: Girls.
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Girl: How?
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Boy: If I kiss you,
you'll get angry;
But when you kiss me,
I'll never get angry...

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Added 3 years ago

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun

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Added 3 years ago

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho

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Added 3 years ago

Kanto bhari rah me kaun sath deta hai
,
mom, dad = no
,
husband, wife= no
,
frnds = no
,
lovers= no
,,
,,
only,, ur chappal

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