Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Horny singh - Char bottle vodka.Kam mera roz ka..
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Devdas - Bitch Please...

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Added 3 years ago

Bappi Lehri Ab Gold Chain Ke Badle
Gold Flake
Pehan Ke Ghuma Karenge...

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Added 3 years ago

"Australia Girls'Game is
Cricket"
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"Russia Girls'Game is Tennis"
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"China Girls'Game is Chess"
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And INDIAN Girls'GAME is
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"LOVE"
click agree...

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Father: Success is when signature turns
into
autograph.
Son: No dad,
success is when Signature
turns into
Black Label or Chivas Regal...

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Added 3 years ago

Wife - Jannu tumhe meri kya. cheez
zada pasand hai Meri Beauty ya meri
Akalmandi.
Husband - Jannu mujhe tumhari ye
mazak krne ki aadat bht pasand hai...

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Added 3 years ago

A moment of silence for the boy who
thinks that
his girlfrnd talks to her cousin all
night...

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Added 3 years ago

One girl's whatsapp status was
'Available' So I asked her out for coffee
but she refused.
What kind of available
is this ?

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