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Added 2 years ago

Damn but very true fact:
Laptop speakers are too quite for Bollywood/Hollywood Movies..!!
And tooooo loud for P*rn Movies...

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Added 2 years ago

Wat girlfriend say and what
they actual mean:


1.”Mera msg card khatam ho gaya”,
“dalva saale”

2.”aaj raat ko didi ke sath sona
hai”. matlab, ” Aaj mein thak gayi baat nhi karungi soney dey.”

3. “He is just my friend”,
matlab,”beta , agla number usi ka hai”

4.”Aaj kitni garmi hai na,”
Matlab “kaminey gaadi nhi laa sakta !”

5. “Mall chale?” matlab,”shoping
kara !!”

6. Best1 “I luv u”, matlab, tujhe bhi
seva ka mauka de diya!!”
*I respect girls...

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Added 2 years ago

Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hee milega....

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Added 2 years ago

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.

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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.

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Added 2 years ago

Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::
Padosan.!!!

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Added 2 years ago

Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ...
bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola:
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha
dunga ..

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