Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Height of kaminapan
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Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne
pati k sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par
wo nahi maani...

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Added 3 years ago

Wo kehti h LADNE se
"MOHABBAT"
Badhti hai.
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Yeh sunte hi main uski aankh
pe ek
"MUKKA"
maar k bhag gaya.
<(',')>
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_/ /_
thik kiya na..??

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Added 3 years ago

Jisne bhi ye kha hai ki pyar ka dard exam ke dard se kam hai..
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Usse nobel price milna chaiye...

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Added 3 years ago

In mumbai..
A wife came to know about her
husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent.
1 month passed,
2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent..
Her close friend asked her why this self atyaachar....
CLASSIC ANSWER
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CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THE MAID..

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Added 3 years ago

Love Marrige:
Raat Ke Waqt
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Shohar: Paani Pilao
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Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde
Khadi Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh
Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola!
Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
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Biwi:
Kamine Talaaq De...

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Added 3 years ago

When ur GF/BF blocks u on fb
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Its called an E-Divorce

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Added 3 years ago

A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of
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" HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "

Ladka dost se : Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di..

Dost (Thappad maar kar) : Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi..

Ladka : kutte marta kyun hai..
?? Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai..

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