Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

चप्पल आगे रखो तो दुआ नहीं होती,
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चप्पल पीछे रखो तो चप्पल नहीं होती।

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Added 2 years ago

'Romance' कहाँ से शुरू होता है?
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सोचो...
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और सोचो...
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'R' से शुरू होता है नालायको, पढ़-लिख कर भी कोई फायदा नहीं।

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Added 2 years ago

Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar
chal raha tha.
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Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?
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Kisi ne kaha aaj,
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kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
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Aur
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Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
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Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya
apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
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Jiska sabse accha reply aayega
usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…
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Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar
diya aur
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Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply
kuchh iss tarah aaye…
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1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to
theek hai na?
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2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya
hai kya ???
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3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin
chali gayi ???
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4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana
hai kya ???
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5) Kya Matlab ???
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6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main
sapna dekh raha hoon?
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7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery
pasand aa gayi hai kya???
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8) Office mein itna tension hai
aur tujhe Romance sujh raha
hai ???
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9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat
dekha kar..!!
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10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi
kya????
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Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye
tha….
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11) Kaun ???

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Added 2 years ago

Classic misunderstanding....

Girl: Hey, Happy Birthday!

Boy: ThankZ!

Girl: So, BP kab de rha h?

Boy: Pendrive toh de....

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Added 2 years ago

Tajmahal to Hum B Banwa De te,
Magar Na Banwane K Piche ek Raz Hai,
Agar Banwane Lage to Hum barbad Ho Jayenge.
Q ki BIJAPUR ki har ek clg me hamari Mumtaz Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

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- Shakti Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan discussing an important matter.

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Added 3 years ago

Joke for apple dreamers

Pappu told his parents-
i want a blackberry or apple.....

they replied...
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Ghar mein "SINGHADE" pade hai,

pehle wo khatam kar.

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