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Added 2 years ago

Teacher to students : Jo bacha 20 tak counting sunaega use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha : Madam 100 tak aati hai aap scheme poori batao.

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Added 2 years ago

Shayar ka beta School Me
Teacher:" what is Noun ??..
Student:" Arz karta hoon,..Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king,
Wah wah....
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein king.........
Noun is a Name Of any person, place or thing.

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Added 2 years ago

One Dr Question
Tooth Brush Kitney Arsey Bad Retired Kiya Jata Hy?
Chinese: 1 Week
British 1 Month
Usa 3 Months
India: India Mn Tooth Brash Kabi B Retired Ni Hota
Dr.wo Kaisy
Indian India Mn Tooth Brush Sab Se Pehle,
Dant Saf Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Phir Hair Color Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Us K Bad Mechines Ki Safai K Kam Ata Hai
Aur
Jb Us K Ball Gir Jate Hai To,
Izar Meh Nara Dalny K Kam Ata Hai.

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Added 2 years ago

कभी टूट कर बिखरो तो
मुझे याद कर लेना दोस्तों...
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. एक वेल्डिंग वाला
मेरे पहचान का है...

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Added 2 years ago

Dil Se Msg Karnewale
Dildar Hote He
Shan Se Msg Karnewale
Shandar Hote He
Jaan Se Msg Karnewale
Jaandar Hote Hote He
Kaam Se Msg Karnewale
Kaamchor Hote He.

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Me: Bhaiya, Mangal jaoge?
Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhau...

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चप्पल आगे रखो तो दुआ नहीं होती,
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चप्पल पीछे रखो तो चप्पल नहीं होती।

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