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Added 2 years ago

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Added 2 years ago

Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.

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Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!! Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
ho
warna poocha he lagati hon..
. BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...

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Zuckerberg:Sir,there is a huge scope of digital revolution in India..
NaMo:Pehle ye bata,mujhe itne saare candy crush invites kaun bhejta hai..

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Added 2 years ago

Bilawal-Hum India Se Kashmir Chin Lenge.......Indian Hackers-Bc,Pehle Apni Website Sambhal

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3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

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Added 2 years ago

Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahi mere yar sa hasin...!!

Chand ne kaha..

Ek to mai tere baap ka naukar nahi..

Aur itne upar se kuch dikhta b nai...!

Aur to aur mere pas durbin bhi nahi..!

:) :) :-p

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