Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

चाँदनी चौक का नज़ारा ना होता,
India Gate का सितारा ना होता,
आज कल की लड़किया fashion ना करती,
तो हर गली का लड़का आवारा ना होता.

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Added 2 years ago

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.

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Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!! Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
ho
warna poocha he lagati hon..
. BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...

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Zuckerberg:Sir,there is a huge scope of digital revolution in India..
NaMo:Pehle ye bata,mujhe itne saare candy crush invites kaun bhejta hai..

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Bilawal-Hum India Se Kashmir Chin Lenge.......Indian Hackers-Bc,Pehle Apni Website Sambhal

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3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

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