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Added 2 years ago

If you have black eyes…

Then your name is… RURU

why?

simple re…

Yeh Kali kali aankhein…
Tu RURU!!

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Added 2 years ago

Mera ek dost itna jyada patla hai..
ki machchhar bhi raat ko aakar usse bolte hain…

“Yeh le bhai, tu rakhle yeh khoon, padosi se chura kar laya hoon.”!

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Added 2 years ago

Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!

Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..

ki

ki

ki

Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! :-D

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Added 2 years ago

What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’

socho?

thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…

nahin pata?

main batata hun…

its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka”

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Added 2 years ago

What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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Added 2 years ago

Arz kiya hai…. :-)

Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.

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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai…. :-(

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grapes-mango-apple-chiku-amrud-cherry-pineapple-pear-watermelon

Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana…. :-P :-D
Hygienic hota hai…

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Added 2 years ago

Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!

Alia Bhatt –
Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!

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